if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
there is only one way to dance to this song
Woops reblogged it again.
THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST SONG I HAD EVER HEARD ON THE INTERNET
just the breath at the start of the song and i was singing along already fuck i miss this song
This is actually a really great song ok
THE NOSTALGIA OF THE 00’S
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.
you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich
How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?
She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH
first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both
next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it
now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on
by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition
Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich
You’re welcome, citizen
oh my god
This is why I come here.
Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour
this morning I was getting some coffee from the hotel lobby and this guy was like “you need a coffee condom?” and I was like wtf then he handed me a cardboard coffee cup sleeve and left and from now on im never going to call them anything except coffee condoms
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird
allan you have a penis
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OVER THIS?